I use a calculator very similar to this at work, I bought it because the old guys at my job were calculator thieves and I knew they’d never be caught with my hello kitty calculator, but now it seems a little over the top at my new job!
There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how much I want to murder you.
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